a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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I LITERALLY WAS JUST HOPING FOR THE DAY THAT POKEMON WOULD ALLOW YOU TO PERSONALIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LIKE SECOND GEN AND NOW THAT DAY IS UPON US I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
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me every morning
(via zackisontumblr)
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
(via ganspirit)
my favorite character from lilo and stitch was ruben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
does anyone remember that game on disney.com where u helped him make a sandwich i think everyone played that
i played the shit out of that game
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who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
(Source: idiotshitbaby, via frieddumplings)
i bet the teachers talk shit about us to other teachers
one time in the hallway i walked past my english teacher and a councelor and the councelor goes “I just wanna punch that kid in the fucking face god dammit”
(via thelaughingmango)
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ school tomorrow ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
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When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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